Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Read this Manchester United joke and I couldn't stop laughing!


Read this joke and I couldn't stop laughing!

At Manchester United lunch today Louis Van Gaal asked Cleverley to pass him an orange.
Tom passed it sideways to Antonio who crossed it towards the manager.
Obviously, the cross didn't reach where he intended and went to Anderson who ate it up in
the blink of an eye.

He threw the peel on the floor on which Young passing by slipped and dived onto the floor near the bench where Kagawa and Chicharito were listening to Zaha, Nani and Bebe argue over being the next Ronaldo
(against team rules).

Louis Van Gaal stood up, pointed to Giggs and said. "TRANSFER LIST EVERY ONE OF THEM."

On his way out, he hit something big and yelled, "Who planted this tree on the training pitch?"
Then came a voice, "Sir its me - Fellaini.!"

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